Lucky Charms

Texas lost on Saturday, thus losing all hopes of being Champs, curses! I am sure that if I had been able to watch the entire game that they would have won. I have that sort of effect, I am a good luck charm. Yes, some of you may be surprised by that, especially in light of the bad luck that I personally have been having (this year especially), but being a good luck charm does not require a person to have good luck, just to produce it for someone/thing else. And that is something that I can do. I am sure that not everyone believes me, no doubt there are people who think I am loony. But here is some proof:

My Spurs are the NBA Champions, and while some might say it is because of Tim Donaghy's illegal betting, it was lucky that he was refereeing those games wasn't it?
Also, Texas beating USC a few years ago, there were quite a few skeptics out there, and it got a little close, but my Longhorns went on to win it. Vince Young winning the game in the last nineteen seconds was spectacular, and thanks to Pete Carroll for going for it on that fourth and 2, and giving the ball to the Longhorns, boy was that ever lucky! Do you really need more proof? I can keep on going, but I think I've made my point. (What was my point again? Oh yeah). So if I had been watching the game on Saturday, Oklahoma wouldn't be so happy now. Curse those Okies...